Saturday Frights: Time to Dance With Godzilla and His Super Destructive Pals!

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Hiya my creeps! You know what day it is today? Why it’s National Dance Around to a Bunch of Groovy Music From 30+ year-old Japanese Monster Movies Day LLC Inc.™ So why not join me on the dance floor here in The Vault…oh, wait you’ll need to sign this waiver, I guess the Projectionist had somebody trip and fall in a puddle of “ketchup” the last time we had one of these hootenannies…Anyway let’s get this thing underway!

Punch, Punch, Punch! is on sale at the concession stand…

Speaking of Mercury, today is buy one get one free fish fry here in The Vault!

We are not liable for any bones that get stuck in your throat from the aforementioned fish fry…

You may experience Godzilla’s Revenge from that fish fry as well…

This reminds me, we really need to fumigate this place…

Play us out Big G!

Daniel XIII

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard. Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula comes the proprietor of The House of Thirteen Doors. What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?

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