Hey Loser, have a Lifesaver

Only one scientifically proven way to sooth the hurt that a constant loser feels and that is with a genuine Lifesaver candy. I always keep a roll on hand for emergency situations.

Such as when I:

  • lose a hockey game
  • mess up at a work meeting
  • back my car into a pole
  • lose my dog’s glass eye in a poker match
  • unplug my video card while my computer is still on….

Garry Vander Voort

Editor/Podcaster at Retroist
The Retroist is like a BBQ on a bun without the bones. You're only human daddy. Chomp!

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