The Stone Protectors


“You guys protecting the stones?” “Yes.” “The stones are fine then?” “Yes, sir.” “Good job, stone protectors.” “Thank you, sir.”

Brian Boone

From the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, I contribute to the Retroist, write for trivia publications, and blog about music in a humorous fashion. I feel about "Back to the Future" the way you feel about "Star Wars." Also, I'm married and have a child (sorry ladies, orphans).

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