You’ll Die Laughing When The Clowns Bring Terror on Tour

Kiss? Never heard of 'em...

Kiss? Never heard of ’em…

I think the following clip will prove to all of you fiends just why 1980’s Terror on Tour has continued to entertain tens of people for generations. It’s recipe for success is right there on the screen; a band whose lead singer looks like Ben Cooper’s version of Gene Simmons and delivers death themed rhetoric in the manner of a boozy former pro-wrestler who know stars in matches held in high school gyms (or his mind), incidental music that was obviously borrowed from a more “adult” feature, and a drug dealin’ super-fox who upon being stabbed to death utters an “oh my god” that makes it appear that the homicide was a slight annoyance instead of the blood curdling, mortality ending event that it was meant to be.

Daniel XIII

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard. Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula comes the proprietor of The House of Thirteen Doors. What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?

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