Don’t Let Kristi Prevent You From Being a Cool Dude!

You know that volleyball scene in Top Gun? Do that, only make it worse...

You know that volleyball scene in Top Gun? Do that, only make it worse…

As I’m sure you can all attest, we all have our own personal Kristi; that thing that just refuses to “be real”, that thought that prevents us from reaching our full potential as both cool dude and regular ivy-league guy. To that negative influence I just scream “Stop givin’ me all of your jive!” then I raise my fist up high and proclaim “I’m a cool, rude dude!” as I spray my shirtless friends with beer, fart around for what seems like an eternity on a three wheeler and gently cry myself to sleep…

Oh and that girl at the end of the clip, she let her Kristi get the better of her and we all paid the price…

Daniel XIII

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard. Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula comes the proprietor of The House of Thirteen Doors. What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?

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