Gentlemen, take a seat. I want to talk to you about bath time and our lack Marvel bath time toys. Now you all know that Simmons here has been working on a line of Sub-Mariner toys, but those have not been testing well. Kids just don’t care for Prince Namor, even with the colorful “Gambit-style” make-over we gave him.
I have asked you all to think outside the box and time and again you have come up with nothing. I went home last night and while lounging in my tub, it hit me.
(Long Pregnant Pause)
I would like to propose something a little different. Spider-man…in…water.
Yes, it will be amazing! Spidey will fight all of his normal enemies, but in a wet-suit and he will have a weird symbiote shark pet!
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