Like many people, I have a problem with controlling my Pop Tarts intake. If they are around, I feel that I need to eat them. This is not a new problem. It is something I have struggled with since I first saw Milton the Toaster hawking his delicious tarts on TV. I used to dream about owning a toaster that looked just like Milton, but that dream was never fulfilled, although I did own a plastic Milton bank. He looked just like this one posted by Gregg Koenig, but I never remembering him being in this good of shape.