Bad Taste Books

I read nearly every kid’s book when I was in grade school: The Cybil War, Superfudge, Mouse on a Motorcycle, all the Ramona books, etc, etc. There were two books in particular, though, that left a bad taste in my mouth. A real bad taste.

The first was How to Eat Fried Worms. I don’t remember all the specifics today, but I remember that the story centered on a bet between two grade schools kids about one eating a certain number of worms in a certain span of days. I also remember that the worms were prepared in various ways. One was deep-fried, but I can’t remember how the others were prepared. And I remember that at one point in the book, a worm is eaten raw in the final seconds before the bet is lost.
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The second was Freckle Juice. In this one, a kid who wishes he has freckles is conned into buying a recipe from a classmate who swears it will give him some. The recipe calls for a repulsive mixture of all sorts of condiments and drinks. I can’t remember it exactly, but I remember it was too disgusting for me to drink. I also remember wondering why anybody would want freckles. I sure didn’t want mine.
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I’m sure there were other bad taste books in the library during my grade school years. Gross out books were and probably still are popular with kids (if not with libraries; How To Eat Fried Worms has been banned from libraries several times through the past four decades). And even though I never really was into gross out humor and certain am not into it now, I still liked the bad taste these books gave me.

Doug

Doug is a child of the 80s who was raised in Ohio and is now living the life of oblivion in the bay area of California.

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