The Penguin is Defeated by Hostess Fruit Pies

Another classic villain undone by the flaky crust and flavorful filling of Hostess Fruit Pies. Why doesn’t every hero just carry around a backpack pull of these things. Like miracles they are…



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5 thoughts on “The Penguin is Defeated by Hostess Fruit Pies

  1. iPadCary says:

    Curse your tender, flaky crust & deliciously fruity filling!!!

    *Wanhhh Wanhhh Wanhhh*

  2. vinvectrex says:

    Now I’m craving an Apple Fruit Pie. I’ll just pick one up on my way to work….oh, wait. Come back fruit pies!!

  3. DrNobody says:

    I think even above Twinkies and Ho Hos, I miss the fruit pies the most… The other company fruit pies just aren’t the same… They must have used better whipped animal fats…..

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