Without Zest? You Are Unclean!

I don’t know if you can buy Zest anymore, which means none of us are really clean, as we are not Zestfully clean.

Brian Boone

From the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, I contribute to the Retroist, write for trivia publications, and blog about music in a humorous fashion. I feel about "Back to the Future" the way you feel about "Star Wars." Also, I'm married and have a child (sorry ladies, orphans).

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3 thoughts on “Without Zest? You Are Unclean!

  1. Spottedfeather says:

    If you want a Zest towel, you can just go to their site and download a form and send in 5 barcodes and 5 dollars.

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