Beware! Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch May Attract Zombies

I have eaten many fine bowls of the Captain’s fine cereal. Every one of them was delicious and was eaten without regret. What I did not know about was Peanut Butter Crunch’s ability to attract the undead. I am not sure if this only applies to the Peanut Butter variety or all varieties, but to play it safe I think I am going to stick with good old plain around the Halloween season.

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