Kidd Video The Full Moon Review

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What can I say about Kidd Video? …seriously, somebody help me out here! Okay, at the risk of making myself sound like an absolute imbecile, I know nothing about this cartoon. In fact, upon the few occasions where I accidentaly ran across pictures of it, I believe that I thought it was the same show as Captain N the Game Master. You know…videos…games…video games? It makes sense right. Anyway, now I’m older and wiser and ready to let what Im sure is a great cartoon, stand on it’s own two feet.

I present Kidd Video episode #23: Twilight Double Header.

HOLY CRAP ladies and gentleman I appear to have stepped into a goldmine! This intro is one of the single greatest things I have ever seen! It’s like some kind of amazing part animated part super cheesy teenager focused 80’s commercial and part super cheesy 80’s music video. There’s the greatest group of teenage stereotypes ever and there in a band together and the keyboardist is super nerdy and they have a preppy girl drummer and the lead singer looks at himself in the mirror while he sings…and the bassist has keyboard suspenders! Haha! Sorry I have to geek out about this for a moment. So they get pulled to the “flipside” and become cartoons captured by some fat businessman looking guy who says they’re going to be his “musical slaves” but a fairy in 80’s hair and legwarmers. Legwarmers! Sneezes and frees them! Seriously sorry to spaz out but I could honestly write a whole blog just about these opening credits. And the theme song is amazing! “From my video to my radio!” Does anyone out there know if this was a real song or just the theme to Kidd Video?

Part:1
The episode opens with that awesome Flash Dance looking fairy getting chased by a very Dr Seuss looking elephant.

Then some weird creature throws a banana peel on the ground and it slips and flies about a hundred feet into the air and comes down, landing on a cactus…bad…luck. Then it runs away screeching and Glitter (the fairy) is safe and the band (kidd video) finally shows up. They try to think the creature (a member of an underappreciated race known as the jelly bellys) but he freaks out and runs away. Apparently they are a sweet but very shy people who noone ever does anything nice for. Kidd Video is gonna change all that and give them a concert! We get a little bit of an introduction of some of the characters at dinner. The girl drummer is a fitness freak and into vegetables and tofu, bean sprouts wheatgrass…you get the idea. The keyboardist is the nerdy complaining guy with the sarcastic quips, the lead singer is totally full of himself and the bassist is insensitive less talented and always trying to get the spotlight (Think Reggie to the lead singer’s Archie)

Part:2
The band arrives in some random town full of weird random weird creatures that are hard at work rebuilding the concert hall and just generally being awesome. Unfortunately, this world has other plans for them. The heat is on, the fish are frying in the lake the thermometers are busting and the sun from the raisin bran commercials has appeared to have gone evil. We get this whole trippy “world getting hotter” scene all done to the tune of “Shout”

We get this long crazy scene with a jelly belly creature trying to drink water but the sun eye zaps it and turns it in to steam and all that’s left is one drop. He chases it all over the place even tunneling underground after it. Finally I think he gets carried away on a river of water (it’s kind of hard to tell) but the song ends and we are now watching the Reggie guy obsessively working on the song he’s writing and a two bodied one headed character that looks straight out of Yellow Submarine

shows up and criticizes him. Apparently, everything is hot because the nights are short. The nights are short because the guy who controls the night is that one eyed two bodied freak (who, by the way, is waaaaay bigger than he looked before) can’t sleep. And he can’t sleep because the bass player keeps working on his sucky song, in what is apparently the monsters bedroom! Way to go Reggie!!!

Reggie feels bad and apparently doesn’t want an entire race of giant jellybean people to melt and die so he takes it upon himself to risk his life and go on a quest to retrieve the one woman who can put the monster guy back to sleep.
We finally get treated to the bad guy. He must have been to busy to be in the show up until now…he does look like an executive after all. He’s addressing his trusted army of a…cat band?

He entrusts the cat band with the mission to stop kid video from finding the wonderful and mystical Sylvia. So they set a bunch of Wile E Coyote traps for our heroes.

The nerdy guy with his trusted assistant Flash Dance Fairy, climb the mountain with a siren singing machine in their own unstoppable quest to find Sylvia, and bring the land of the Belly Jellys some long overdue nighttime!

Part 3:
Only a couple minutes into part three and Reggie is being chased by a giant arachnid bush/tree monster

And Kidd and his Drummer Girl are being chased through the sky by…wait for it…twin giant cats riding tricycles. Holy acid trip Batman!

Kidd and companion find a giant wind-up playing card queen woman (sheesh!) who claims to be Sylvia and they take her into the ship. Meanwhile the evil tycoon guy is berating his cat thugs. These cats are pretty cool but they really don’t feel like they belong in this cartoon at all. They don’t act like they should, the fact that they’re anthropomorphic cats doesn’t make any sense and the don’t even look like the same animation. In fact, it seems like the bad business man kidnapped friends of The Cadillac Cats and made them work in a different cartoon!

So he yells at them to stop the heroes in a scene very reminiscent of Scar yelling at the Hyenas in The Lion King but unfortunately he doesn’t sing “Be Prepared” (one of my all time favorite Disney Villain songs)
By this time Ash (the Reggie guy) has caught up with Kidd and the drummer and they are trying to get their ship off the ground but one of the tricycle kittens damaged a fuel tank (are you following this guys?) the only way they can take off is if they move a giant ice-cube shaped boulder so wind can blow on the ship…because wind can help a rocket ship take off? Kidd starts juggling rocks and then throws them one by one at the boulder which finally starts to roll off into the distance despite the fact that it’s square… Then we get treated to this fever dream version of the back of a dollar bill, that I assume is an establishing shot of the Evil Villains hideout.

Insert dollar bill

We get a bunch of random shots of weird characters that im not even gonna go into and then we join nerdy keyboard guy as he works hard on a piece of Seussian equipment that I don’t remember seeing. He apparently fixes it because onto the screen pops! The live action music video for The Monkees, Daydream Believer???
Insert daydream believer.

Apparently the gizmo was supposed to replicate a Siren song…which I thought was the whole purpose of looking for Sylvia. Not that I minded hearing some Monkees, loved them since I was a kid!

After some pointless, wacky highjinks from the fake Cadillac Cats Sylvia finally arrives to work her magic. She winds up her head begins to play sweet music and suddenly starts can-can dancing with three legs! This cartoon is going to give me some amazing nightmares folks!

There also appears to be money blowing around and I have absolutely no idea why. So she’s doing this cancan dance and caterwauling like Yoko Ono and it puts the big mutant guy (and Ash) right out! The day is saved and our prize? A live action Kidd Video Concert!

Did I mention live-action Ash plays the KeyTar? Best cartoon ever!

Recap:
I really don’t know what else to add here. This show had great music, nonsensical plotlines and the visuals were weird as hell! Throw in that thing I love where live action characters turn into cartoons, some awesome keytar playing and The Monkees and you have by far, one of the greatest things I’ve seen in a long time. Go watch Kidd Video. Now!


14 Responses to Kidd Video The Full Moon Review

  1. ctupa says:

    Kidd video is a wild toon! They get pretty far out there. Interestingly, I have the Kidd Video soundtrack on my desktop, it’s actually pretty dang good!

  2. Drahken says:

    This was one of my fav toons back in the day. Was it one of the ones I suggested to you? (I don’t remember what ones I included in the list.)

    As far as the music; The music was all made for the show, with obvious exceptions. In the original airings of the show, each episode included one or more hit songs of the day, by the original artists. However, those were removed from video releases due to copyright & licensing issues. All the songs done by the band themselves though were written just for the show.
    At the end of each episode, the live action band (who does all the voices for their own characters) would usually play a custom song. One of my favorites is “you better run”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9n2nCqTJ_I
    Another of my favs was “video romeo”. This one is particularly interesting to listen to now, as it’s about the high tech of the day (which is extremely antiquated now), particularly the line about “lines of resolution”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e12ya286Tg

  3. Great article once again! I used to love this insane show!

  4. Doug says:

    In 1999, some guy I worked with said, “I have this line in my head. It goes, “I-yi-yi, we look like cartoons!’ What is that.” I didn’t know. When Google arrived, I searched it and discovered it was Kidd Video. Good write up.

  5. plaidman76 says:

    I believe I have this whole Series on DVD somewhere in my piles of DVDs in my office. I remember loving that show as a kid, but I honestly don’t think I’ve revisited it since. I got the Homebrew DVD in a trade and never really watched them. Maybe it will be a good weekend watch.

  6. @CTupa Yes Christoper it was quite an experiance it seem like they put a lot of thought into the music and spent a little bank to get some licensing rights!
    @Drahken It may have been one of the ones you suggested. At any rate Im glad I got to see it and will for sure be watching more! It must have been a dream gig to be the band that had to write the songs for the cartoon….well maybe not “dream gig” but pretty cool.

  7. DTh1rt3en thanks man! it definitely seems like your kinda thing as far as cartoons go (weird as hell) It definitely got me hooked!
    Doug I’ve always thought that, that was one of the best (and sometimes worst) thing about the internet. The fact that everybody knows about everything not and if they don’t they can find out almost instantly. Hardly any pop culture mysteries anymore.

  8. Plaidman76 That is awesome. If you watch it, you’ll have to let me know how it holds up compared to your memories!

  9. I loved this cartoon! Great review as usual!

  10. Yeah CW, I guess I do have a penchant for the bizarre!

  11. This cartoon is AMAZING. Yes, the songs from the cartoon were real and the actual voice actors played the instruments and sang the songs (except the preppy girl drummer). The group even toured in the 80s.

    And the chubby glasses wearing keyboardist was Cousin Oliver in The Brady Bunch and Milo in Iron Eagle! You can’t beat that pedigree, my friend.

    Good writeup, C-dub.

    Pax

  12. @Saturday Thank you sir!
    @Paxton I had no idea that they were an actual band, I thought they were just actors but that makes it all the cooler. Any band with a Key-tar is my kinda band. I wonder why Drummer girl wasn’t a real drummer. Would it have killed her to just apply herself and learn to play the skins?? Jeez! Thanks for the kind words and the info about keyboard kid. An impressive resume indeed!

  13. Atari Adventure Square says:

    That’s it.
    Someone spiked my Tang.

    Gotta lie down and hope I don’t fall asleep.

  14. @Atari Adventure LOL That is a perfect reaction to this cartoon. Pass some of that spiked tang please…

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