Fun Fruits Come From Scary Trees

You kids today, with your shaped and modeled fruit snacks that look like things, like fruits, or gush with fruit juice. Back in my day, we had little gelatinous nuggets pushed on us by the Ents, and they were fun because they told us they were fun.

Brian Boone

From the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, I contribute to the Retroist, write for trivia publications, and blog about music in a humorous fashion. I feel about "Back to the Future" the way you feel about "Star Wars." Also, I'm married and have a child (sorry ladies, orphans).

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