Don Ho for Pond’s Cream and Cocoa Butter Lotion

Posted on December 28, 2011 by The Retroist

Because in 1978 a beautiful woman spoke with her hands…

By 1980, women still were not discovering the secret, so Don returned again to tell them about Pond’s Cream and Cocoa Butter Lotion

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