The Retroist Klassic Komedy Players present “Chicken Tonight”

(Man in the 1980s calls wife via telephone.)

Man: I feel like Chicken Tonight.

Woman: Great, how should I prepare it? Fried, broiled…?

Man: Chicken Tonight.

Woman: Yes, I know. But how should I make the chicken tonight?

Man: Just cook it.

Woman: Cook it how?

Man: With Chicken Tonight.

Woman: So you want it as a side dish?

Man: No, Chicken Tonight.

Woman: I know, I know. But how do you want the chicken?

Man: Chicken Tonight!

Woman: MAKE IT YOURSELF! (Slams down telephone)

Brian Boone

From the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, I contribute to the Retroist, write for trivia publications, and blog about music in a humorous fashion. I feel about "Back to the Future" the way you feel about "Star Wars." Also, I'm married and have a child (sorry ladies, orphans).

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