Imperial Margarine Will Make a Crown Appear On Your Head

Not once in my many years of margarine eating did a crown transpire from nothingness to top my head in my coronation as some kind of fake-butter monarch.

Brian Boone

From the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, I contribute to the Retroist, write for trivia publications, and blog about music in a humorous fashion. I feel about "Back to the Future" the way you feel about "Star Wars." Also, I'm married and have a child (sorry ladies, orphans).

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