Chuck E. Cheese Does Not Have Crabs

Needless to say, in junior high we all thought this ad was hilarious.

Brian Boone

From the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, I contribute to the Retroist, write for trivia publications, and blog about music in a humorous fashion. I feel about "Back to the Future" the way you feel about "Star Wars." Also, I'm married and have a child (sorry ladies, orphans).

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One thought on “Chuck E. Cheese Does Not Have Crabs

  1. At first, we didn’t have a Chuck E. Cheese in my neighborhood; we had Showbiz Pizza. I had a lot of birthday parties at Showbiz, and these were great memories – partially due to the pizza and animatronic stage characters – mostly due to the wall-to-wall video games outside the dining room. There were probably 100 or so cabinet games out there and it gave the place a real exciting arcade-like feel. Once they changed to Chuck E. Cheese, they replaced the games with Skee-Ball, a ball pit and other non-cabinet forms of amusement. Sure, there were a few cabinets left and a pinball game, but it was never the same.

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