Cap’n Crunch, Zombie Hunter?

I knew the Cap’n was brave, but who knew he was the scourge of zombies everywhere?

…and who would have thought that the scourge of zombies was peanut butter?


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4 thoughts on “Cap’n Crunch, Zombie Hunter?

  1. Doug says:

    Proof that the living dead aren’t big on political correctness. “Hey, the Cap’n just unleashed a pun about the fact that we’re dead. Hilarious!”

  2. Are we sure that after eating the cereal they just didn’t turn on those children in a murderous eating frenzy? Perhaps the Cap’n bought them some time to escape…let us hope. :)

  3. Atari Adventure Square says:

    Cap’n Crunch as a zombie hunter?
    AND peanut butter as zombie weaponry?
    Pinch me.

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