Cheerios Will Make You as Fast as the “Bullet Train”

Cheerios wants me to believe that after eating Cheerios I can run faster than the “New Tokaido” train? I have spent many days sitting on the couch eating nothing but Cheerios and I can hardly run to the bathroom.

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2 thoughts on “Cheerios Will Make You as Fast as the “Bullet Train”

  1. Badwolf says:

    The kid has “GO Power” and so does the train. This is some great stuff – Thanks.

  2. Badwolf says:

    AND – to this day, despite the plethora of derivatives, I still stick with the classic “yellow box” Cheerios. They are the original and still the best.

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