HEY KIDS. DO YOU LIKE THE CIRCUS?
No. It’s scary, and it’s not a hundred years ago.
DO YOU WANT TO WAKE UP TO SHRIEKING EVIL CLOWNS AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE?
Not at all.
From the middle of nowhere in the Pacific Northwest, I contribute to the Retroist, write for trivia publications, and blog about music in a humorous fashion. I feel about "Back to the Future" the way you feel about "Star Wars." Also, I'm married and have a child (sorry ladies, orphans).
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