This thoughtful well-mannered lady is a fan of Coca-Cola. She also happens to have the widest set of shoulders you will see this side of a football field. If you do not start drinking the pause that refreshes, she will tackle you. I am not saying where or when. It could be on a crowded sidewalk (I have seen her sweep down 4 people all at once) or you could be alone in an opium den. It does not matter. She really wants you to drink this stuff.
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