Is your room in dire need of some SuperHero decoplaques? Well lucky for you the Youth Opportunity Sales Club or YOSC has you covered with not one, not two, not even three, but four decoplaques to choose from. What a bargain right? But wait their is a catch…a wonderful catch because with your 25 cent decoplaque you will receive, at no cost to you, a YOSC sales material kit absolutely free. So what are you waiting for, start working for the YOSC for only two bits.
I’d like to see the prize catalog. I mean, what do I get for employing my shrewd sales tactics to offload a mess of Christmas cards?