I would stare at these Treasure Chest ads in my comic books for hours. Over the years I managed to get my hands on the following items:

Joy Buzzer – It is large and clunky in a kids hand and people see it coming a mile away.
Onion Gum – Friend said it wasn’t so bad and proceeded to chew the whole pack.
Trick Black Soap – Took forever to get to the black and people looked at it suspiciously and didn’t use it.
X-Ray Specs – The X-Rays cost me the use of my eyes.

Hopefully you will all learn from my mistakes:

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