Juicy Fruit Grows on Trees

Juicy Fruit used to have the most enjoyable commercials in the 1980s, filled with handsome preppies having a great time on water skis and/or snow tubing. Meanwhile I was chewing the gum by the pack full and dirt sledding into a waste water swamp. While I splashed down into the fetid water, in my head, I was splashing in some California Mountain lake.

You see Juicy Fruit Land is a mountain lake town right next to the California coast. Everyone there is always smiling and Juicy Fruit grows on trees.

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