You were the cat’s meow, strutting your stuff on the Seaside Heights’ boardwalk back in 1974, wearing your bronze Spider-Man medallion. Of course when the salt air made the thing tarnish and the gold-filled chain made you break out in a rash, you would run back to to your family’s rental cottage and cry yourself to sleep over a stack of Captain Americas.
It turned out to be a horrible summer, but remember, for a brief moment you were in the game player. Never forget that.
Just like Jay-Z wears!