What kind of “toy” is this? Well, “Duke wants to serve only you. His Mouth Opens — Legs, Head and Body can be moved for ACTION!” Who writes this stuff?

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If it didn’t sound so lurid this might actually be a cool toy. Check out that dog on a winch action! Duke is so cool. What other dog do you know that has their own underground base complete with periscope?

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