Why decorate old chicken eggs when you can decorate the eggs of the future? Marshmallow Peep Eggs! Join me, will you, as I try out the new super cool Peep Decorating Kits.
Looks pretty good huh? You can decorate your eggs with all the colors of the rainbow. As long as that color is yellow. Even though the illustrations on the package are colorful, the decorating goo that comes with the kit is only yellow and an unpleasant yellow at that. One color and 6 blank palletes, to express ourselves, are we up to the challenge? Oh yeah.
Sadly this is the high point of our creative ability? Don’t blame the artist, blame the yellow goop. The stuff is horrible to work with and it tastes like death. To make my life easier I just took all the gel and put it on one egg. Do I dare eat it? Oh yeah!
Well I just got back from the hospital. After they removed a quart of this yellow gel from my stomach I am feeling much better. All in all not the most satisfying Easter experience, but hey it Peeps, so its all good.
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They need to include that awesome Peep sugar, too! Mmm… diabetes! Great write up!